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Lenny Bruce

  • beautiful mama with the long red hair.... Lenny Bruce {view}
  • Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do...."... Lenny Bruce {view}
  • Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.'... Lenny Bruce {view}